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Bigmac

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Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called €œMate Match €œ.

The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers €œyes €, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with phone number for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you €™ve heard yet. Anyway, here €™s how it all went down:

DJ: €œHey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of €˜Mate Match €™? €

Contestant: (laughing) €œYes, I have. €

DJ: €œGreat! Then you know we €™re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please. €

Contestant: €œBrian. €

DJ: €œBrian, are you married or what? €

Brian: (laughing nervously) €œYes, I am married. €

DJ: €œThank you. Now, what is your wife €™s name? First only please. €

Brian: €œSara. €

DJ: €œIs Sara at work, Brian? €

Brian: €œShe is gonna kill me. €

DJ: €œStay with me here, Brian! Is she at work? €

Brian: (laughing) €œYes, she €™s at work. €

DJ: €œOkay, first question - when was the last time you had sex? €

Brian: €œAbout 8 o €™clock this morning. €

DJ: €œAtta boy, Brian. €

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) €œWell €¦ €

DJ: €œQuestion #2 - How long did it last? €

Brian: €œAbout 10 minutes. €

DJ: €œWow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn €™t at stake. €

Brian: €œYeah, that trip sure would be nice. €

DJ: €œOkay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o €™clock
this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) €œI, ummm, I, well €¦ €

DJ: €œThis sounds good, Brian. Where was it at? €

Brian: €œNot that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks €¦ €

DJ: €œUh huh €¦ €

Brian: €œ €¦and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time. €

DJ: €œAtta boy, Brian. €

Brian: €œOn the kitchen table. €

DJ: €œNot that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I €™ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife €™s work number and call her up. You listen to this. €

[3 minutes of commercials follow.]

DJ: €œOkay audience; let €™s call Sarah, shall we? € (Touch tones €¦..ringing €¦.)

Clerk: €œKinkos. €

DJ: €œHey, is Sarah around there somewhere? €

Clerk: €œThis is she. €

DJ: €œSarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I €™ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now. €

Sarah: (laughing) €œA couple of hours? €

DJ: €œWell, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you €™ll lose. Sooooooo €¦ do you know the rules of €˜Mate Match €™? €

Sarah: €œNo. €

DJ: €œGood! €

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) €œBrian, what the hell are you up to? €

Brian: (laughing) €œJust answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest. €

DJ: €œYeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian €™s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. €

Sarah: (laughing) €œYes. €

DJ: €œAlright. When did you last have sex, Sarah? €

Sarah: €œOh God, Brian €¦.uh, this morning before Brian went to work. €

DJ: €œWhat time? €

Sarah: €œAround 8 this morning. €

DJ: €œVery good. Next question. How long did it last? €

Sarah: €œ12, 15 minutes maybe. €

DJ: €œHmmmm. That €™s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We €™ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready? €

Sarah: (laughing) €œYes. €

DJ: €œWhere did you have it? €

Sarah: €œOH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn €™t tell them that did you? €

Brian: €œJust tell him, honey. €

DJ: €œWhat is bothering you so much, Sarah? €

Sarah: €œWell €¦ €

DJ: Come on Sarah €¦..where did you have it?

Sarah: €œUp the a$$ €¦ €

After a long pause, the DJ said, €œFolks, we need to take a station break €

And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!