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Kids Are Quick

Baldspot

Baldspot

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Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Paul, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
PAUL: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
PAUL: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Kyle, why do you always get so dirty?
KYLE: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
 
Bigmac

Bigmac

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They are quick and you gotta watch what you say when they are about.

They like to repeat.
 
bullitnut

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your right there bm, my little girl came home from school today singing this and i had to giggle bless her



when i went out walking with my uncle jim somebody through a tomatoe at him now tomatoes are squashie and break on the skin well this one dint cos it came in a tin
 
spectrader

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Baldspot wrote:
Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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LOL...... It reminds me of this pic.
 

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anthony.bill17

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I think so too. My kid is similar to those kids. He has all the answers with him.LOL