This is a bit sad and a bit pathetic from this reporter who is trying to poke fun at both Rooneys hair and his current situation at man utd.....Why do people find hairloss and peoples misery such a joke.
Wayne Rooney told to choose between hair loss treatments
Unsettled Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been told that he needs to end speculation about his future and decide once-and-for-all which hair loss product he wishes to be associated with.
It has long been known that Rooney s hair follicles are seeking a transfer away from their current position on his scalp, but this uncertainty about where they ll end up is no good for anyone, said one male health expert. There are a number of leading brands out there, but Rooney needs decide which is for him. Does he stick with what he knows and continue with Regaine, or make a fresh start with Propecia?
Some pundits argue that there has been an irreparable breakdown in the relationship between Rooney and his hairline. There s definitely been a parting of the waves, and the two sides are only getting further apart, said Match of the Day s Alan Hansen. Rooney s hair is finally tiring of being played out of position, and it s threatening to leave. And I can understand why all too often it s found itself isolated up front with no support coming forward from the back.
But Manchester United continue to insist that Rooney s hair is not about to leave. We ll do anything to keep Wayne s hair here, where it belongs, said manager David Moyes. We re confident he ll sign now that we ve upped his terms and offered him a Bobby Charlton comb-over.
