Jokes... to bring a smile..

[bullitnut]

The British woman who fell off the cruise ship has been named as Eileen Dover.

 

[bullitnut]

I often stare at a prominent sign on the wall at my Gym that declares, "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE". And every time I think "Whoever wrote that never tried to cancel their membership."

 

[Bigmac]

bullitnut wrote:

The British woman who fell off the cruise ship has been named as Eileen Dover.

I like it.

 

[bullitnut]

My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his bum…

 

[Pete from Farjo]

Rick astley asked to borrow my collection of Pixar films. I said I'll lend him Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up.

[/font]I [/font]was an accountant from the age of twenty to the age of thirty before I was sacked for no apparent reason. What a waste of fourteen years.

My wife complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not. I'm wondering how the hell she got into the batcave...

 

[bullitnut]

Pete from Farjo wrote:

Rick astley asked to borrow my collection of Pixar films. I said I'll lend him Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up.

[/font]I [/font]was an accountant from the age of twenty to the age of thirty before I was sacked for no apparent reason. What a waste of fourteen years.

My wife complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not. I'm wondering how the hell she got into the batcave...

Love it [):h::
The accountant one creased me.
Nice one Pete

 

[Pete from Farjo]

Cheers BN

 

[Bigmac]

Pete, Mick has told me you regulary dress up in super hero costumes.

 

[Pete from Farjo]

Bigmac wrote:

Pete, Mick has told me you regulary dress up in super hero costumes.

Very true BM. Must admit I look pretty good in my Wonder Woman outfit..