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bullitnut

bullitnut

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The British woman who fell off the cruise ship has been named as Eileen Dover.
 
bullitnut

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I often stare at a prominent sign on the wall at my Gym that declares, "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE". And every time I think "Whoever wrote that never tried to cancel their membership."
 
bullitnut

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My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his bum €¦
 
Pete from Farjo

Pete from Farjo

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Rick astley asked to borrow my collection of Pixar films. I said I'll lend him Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up.

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I [/font]was an accountant from the age of twenty to the age of thirty before I was sacked for no apparent reason. What a waste of fourteen years.

My wife complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not. I'm wondering how the hell she got into the batcave...


 
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bullitnut

bullitnut

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Pete from Farjo wrote:
Rick astley asked to borrow my collection of Pixar films. I said I'll lend him Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up.

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I [/font]was an accountant from the age of twenty to the age of thirty before I was sacked for no apparent reason. What a waste of fourteen years.

My wife complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not. I'm wondering how the hell she got into the batcave...
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The accountant one creased me.
Nice one Pete
 
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.